Fedor Emelianenko
Ber om ursäkt till eventuell copyright jag överskrider nu...men det här är för kul för att inte lägga upp.
Och för alla er som behöver en uppdatering på vem eller snarare VAD Fedor är så...
//Jesper
Älskling... Fakta om Fedor:
- "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Fedor"
- "Fedor counted to infinity - twice"
- "Fedor's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried"
- "Fedor was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds"
- "Fedor sleeps with a night light. Not because Fedor is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Fedor"
- "Fedor does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Fedor goes killing"
- "The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Fedor is"
- "The last digit of pi is Fedor. He is the end of all things"
